tis the season

It’s September, Labour Day past, must be curling season. I have a favorite t-shirt – its says “if you can’t beat us on the ice” on the front and on the back “beat us off”. Now how could anyone misinterpret that and think they are talking of winning a curling game or not. Hey guys really now. Beating off on the ice is not nice so you have to beat off it – but it helps if someone volunteers – what are good friends for after all. And we are talking of “hurry harder” “harder” and “give it all you got” and people getting their rocks off- what better winter or even fall activity. Time for naked curling to be entered as an Olympic sport. Follow the beat, man. Time to put on that extra spurt and drag those rocks to their target. Watch where you put that broom though. Feeldoes are so much better.