10 reasons

This is not new but could not resist posting it lol.

10 reasons to date a curler:

1. We can slide through tight holes
2. When it gets taken out, we can put it back in just as easily
3. We dont care if you scream "hard", "harder", "all the way" or even "take it deep"
4. Our tools are long and hard
5. If you wait for it to come, it usually turns out better for everyone
6. The speed of our tools is determined by whoever screams "harder"
7. We constantly put our backs into it
8. We can go strong for 10 rounds, and if that doesn't settle it, we can go one more
9. We have no problem hitting the button
10. When the games over, we clean our tools and sheets